I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This T-Shirt
Some things require patience. Others require crayons. You have neither. 🖍️
For those moments when explaining it one more time simply isn’t on today’s agenda.
The “I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This” tee is for quick thinkers, masters of dry humour and anyone who has ever realised that a detailed explanation may require considerably more resources than they’re willing to provide.
Clever, sarcastic and wonderfully understated, it delivers the punchline so you don’t have to.
Wear it to work and see who notices.
Wear it to family gatherings and see who takes offence.
Wear it anywhere people have a sense of humour and prepare for knowing nods from your fellow smart alecs.
Perfect for:

Lovers of clever, sarcastic humour
Quick thinkers with limited patience
Teachers, coworkers, parents and professional explainers
The friend who always has the perfect comeback
Anyone whose tolerance for nonsense is currently running on empty
A brilliantly cheeky gift for someone with a sharp sense of humour

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this.
Because sometimes the smartest explanation is deciding not to give one. 🖍️